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I nak cite ni about wut happened yesterday..

Smlm, i tgh re-do my b21 bajet (another story..), by afternoon mcm tu one of moa officer msg me informed that i kena g ada kat parlimen at 8pm cuz ade debate mini bajet moa (adalah part i skit...), so i mmg dah ready nak g yg 8pm tuh cuz i mmg wat ape yg akan dibentangkan nanti... then, i pun cont buat my bajet dgn gigihnyer.. tanpa henti ok! dlm sedap2 tekan calculator then i dpt msg lagi dr that officer berbunyi:

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SILA HADIR KE PARLIMEN SERTA MERTA KERANA YBTM AKAN BENTANG MINI BAJET MOA UTK DIBAHASKAN PUKUL 5.3oPM!

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OK... SERTA MERTA???? i dah ready nak g yg kul 8pm but suddenly they said serta merta, i ni dah le takde kete, mcmne lah nak g perlimen time2 skrg, kol driver sume bz, then tak tau dah ni nak g mcmner.. then i called MissSyeena, manalah tau die kena g kan, die kan wat utk kementerian nyer bajet, MissJu yang angkat kol, die ckp MissSyeena meeting.. then MissSyeena cakap boss die yg kena g.. apa lagi, dgn kelam kelabut i kol BOSS itu utk menumpang keretanyer, setelll.... Sampe kat parlimen cam dah lain plak, baru je dlm 3bln mcm tu i xg parlimen, skrg ni dah kena amik pas kat pintu masuk plak.. mcm2 ar! sampe je trus g bilik Menteri, tgk EncikNiz yg sangat bz ngan ucapan penggulungan nyer.... di samping tgk kekelamkabutan sorang YB minister yg share bilik ngan MoA tuh... cite die cite lain plak... tolong2 EncikNiz wat ayat2 cantik utk part i... then EncNiz inform kena dtg awl cuz perbahasan yg sebelum ni kejap2 je sume, so mayb turn moa awl skit... so, i tgu dgn sabar dan sabar, sehingga bbrp jam berlalu! akhirnya turn moa di waktu maghrib ok! so, dlm parlimen tu sangat kosong krn pihak2 tertentu ke surau (mlm Jumaat ok!)... time YBTM membentangkan moa nyer, adelah 5,6 soalan.. and most of d soalan kena kat i!!!! yg paling syok this 1 question yg mmg bhgn i nyer keje but then not my work! and officers dr jab/agen sume dah pandang kat i cuz i supposed to answer dat Q... so i had to call the officers including the bosses for d answers! but the BIGboss not sure about d answer, i waited until i got an answer from my fren, i trus tulis and bg pd my YBTM, after she read it, my BIGboss called, i told her i gave the answer oredy and YBTM oredy read it... she suddenly marah2 kat i cakap jwpn tu salah, dgr je lah kan... dah bese pangai die macam tuh... then i sms die jwpn tu sml, dah kecoh2 kata salah, tup tup cakap betul plak!!! geram btl!!!! yg paling kesian agencies bwh bhgn i yg mmg sume kena attack, tp i tak boleh nak tolong cuz bukan keje i, then this officer from 1 of d agency asked me mana my boss cuz die cakap ngan K*U die nak dtg parlimen td.. i was so shocked, spptnyer die yg kena dtg, tp i plak die suh g!!! pandai btl lah die nak nyuruh i pening soang2 kat parlimen ni yerk???? mmg dah nsb lah, most of d questions utk agencies bwh bhgn i tp my boss wasnt there!!! sampai officers dr agencies ni mcm dah meluat jerk tgk i... malu btl r!!!! bukan salah i, kalau part yg i buat mmg i boleh jawab, tp kalo part yg i tak wat????? lu fikirlah sendiri......

hbs jer sesi moa, trus nek opis YBM sml, cuz i nak tumpang kete YBTM office since clerk dia duk tpt yg sama ngan i... dah kemas2, then sus YBTM kol ajak balik... sangat penat and ngantuk! tak sabar nak balik... then dlm kete tetibe sus tu cakap ybtm ajak makan kat bangsar.. adoi aku mls btl r... layan je ar... gi lah makan kat one of this kopitiam kat dpn bsc... ybtm and ybn ade kat situ, pas makan2, balik!!!!!!!! penatttttttt sangattttttttttttt.... sampai rumah dlm kul 10.30+pm... lega btl!!! mandi2, gosip2 jap ngan housemate, tidoooooooooooo......