lets be happy todaysmile every seconds today..
cuz its friday..
i wanna share few dumb jokes.. hehehe
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What do calendars eat?
A: DATES!
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don't look, I'm changing.
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Why didn't the melons get married?
A: Because they cantaloupe!
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What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?
A: WATAAAAARR!
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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it
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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
A: He had no body to go with him!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
A: Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
A: THUNDERPANTS
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: Fssshh
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What do you call a deer with no eye?
A: NO IDEAR!
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What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?
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Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
A: THE OUTSIDE!
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What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
A: You're too young to smoke!
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What did 0 say to 8?
A: Nice belt!
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Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!""Are you sure?" asks the second atom.To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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jokes from theoatmeal
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