Rita Rudner's 50 facts about men

 1.  Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2.  Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
    They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3.  If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first
    few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most
    of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.
4.  Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich"
    usually cancels out the nice of "bald."
5.  Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world
    where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
6.  Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when
    he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he
    can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players
    from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get
    off the phone in case they call him.
7.  If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during
    play-off season.
8.  Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
9.  Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not
    being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
10.  All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.
11.  The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can
    ever care about anyone else.
12.  Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn
    in private; in public they have to know.
13.  Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.
14.  All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my
    pillow, instead of a gun.
15.  A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually
    have jobs and bathe.
16.  Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is
    a combination address book, telescope and piano.
17.  All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These
    seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
18.  Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the
    last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
19.  Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to
    get a bikini wax.
20.  All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact
    me for a list of names.
21.  Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
22.  Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types:
    depressing and more depressing.  Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
23.  Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out
    in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable
    heaters that snore.
24.  Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a
    man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me
    out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
25.  Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on
    the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
26.  If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more
    types of lettuce, he is serious.
27.  If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a)
    got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in
    for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on
    cocoons and butterflies.
28.  Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter
    and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.
29.  No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record
    saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
30.  When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
31.  When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
32.  Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
33.  Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie
    THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
34.  Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and
    creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win?
    How's my car?"
35.  If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he
    didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
36.  Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him,
    "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes, but not with each other."
37.  Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it
    out of sight of women.
38.  Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem.
    "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a
    challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love
    you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes
    they leave skid marks.
39.  Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch,
    you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look
    great." Ruth: "I do?  Must be the lighting."
40.  Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.
41.  Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
42.  Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for
    a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.
43.  Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because
    their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually
    button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but
    we also need men to help us get dressed.
44.  Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheros.
    Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
45.  When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she
    will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from
    his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
46.  Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female
    menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get
    to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
47.  Men forget everything; women remember everything.
48.  That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already
    forgotten what happened.
49.  Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
50.  All men would still really like to own a train set.

BookWorm

This afternoon i went to Pyramid v B to watch Inkheart... after watching d movie, i headed to MPH to buy some reading materials and ended buying 4 special books...
These are the books that i bought today

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1. Confessions of Shopaholic by the famous Sophie Kinsella

RM34.90

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2. Thunk For Yourself by Robert C. Worstell

RM26.00

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3. English fast & easy by Marianna Pascal
RM29.90
(I need to strengthen my English back..)

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4. Jumbo Word Search by Bendon
RM6.90

Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

its interesting to know that English is not really fun isnt it?

canon BALL

I found this tree during my visit to the Sabah Agriculture Park,Tenom last wednesday... it is a unique tree with a unique name:CanonBall.. the tree is quite high and the flowers are pretty in pink/purplish... u guys can read a few infos i found tru googling below... for me this was my 1st time seeing this tree and i was amazed..
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The cannon ball tree is one of the more spectacular South American trees to be planted in subtropical and tropical botanical gardens throughout the world. This magnifient tree can be seen in cultivation at the Fairchild Tropical Botanical Gardens in Coral Gables, Florida. The species was given the name Couroupita guianensis in 1775 by the French botanist J. F. Aublet and is a member of the Brazil nut family. The cannon ball tree is planted in gardens because the flowers are large, beautiful, pleasantly aromatic, and unlike any other flower a newcomer to the tropics has ever seen. Even the fruits are a botanical curiosity because they are in the shape and size of cannon balls that, like the flowers, arise from the trunk of the tree. In contrast to the flowers, they release a foetid aroma when they hit the ground and break open.
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The cannon-ball like fruits (Figs. 2, 3) of C. guianensis fall from the tree at maturity and often crack open upon hitting the ground. The seeds are embedded in a six-segmented, fleshy pulp that oxidizes bluish-green and emits an unpleasant aroma when exposed to the air. Peccaries and domestic animals, such as chickens and pigs, are reported to eat the pulp and in so doing swallow the seeds. Observation of a tree under which the ground was covered by many fruits revealed that they remained untouched until a herd of peccaries passed by and broke open the fruits and consumed the pulp. Presumably the peccaries pass the seeds in their feces and some of the seeds germinate. The seeds of species of Couroupita have hairs on their seed coat which may protect them from digestive juices and facilitate their passage through the digestive tracts of animals.

Read more -->HERE

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BZ lagi....

...lol...

kiera

sweet deer..

yummylicious...

sangat sedap ini daging rusa fresh from farm ok! ni i makan kat keningau dan dimasak sendiri oleh millionaire keningau, Mr Yap, sangat sedap (no bad odor, no preservation)... fresh and rasanya manis2 daging... i like... with the cekur manis in chinese cooking, tambah ladi kesedapan dgn nasi beras wangi hasil pertanian Mr Yap jugak... semuanye perfect... tq mr yap, u r a very generous man!!!

Crocker Range

schedule on Wednesday, Jan 28th 09

6.30am: Bfast v B*J (hehehehe...)

7.15am: Check out (gudBYE Promenade...)

7:30am: On the road to K*e*n*i*n*g*a*u

9:00am: Arrived at JPHPT, Keningau

9:30am: Went to Evergreen Dairy Farm

and d'journey continue....

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peristiwa menarik:ape sahaja jenis kereta boleh menaiki bukit even handbrake ditarik dan free gear.. hanya berlaku di 2 tpt kat dunia ni: Crocker Range & satu tpt kat China!!! cubelah, kalo koang letak botol kosong pun, botol tu naik sendiri bukit tu tanpa koang tolak!!! apakah maknanye? kerana tarikan graviti? momentum or kinetik? i oso dunno.... Misteri Nusantara...

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otw to Keningau tru Crocker Range

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d'Keningau Ostrich...

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d'cows at Dairy Farm

loneliness

this cat i jupe time kat keningau aritu, sangat bersih dan manja... chumel... tp sian die takde kawan, sekor2 je die merayau, suara die sangat ruck! tak best kan kalo hidup soang2? sunyi jerk rasa... dats y i need friends.. lots of them! i love my frens and my CATS as well..

im O.K... yeah, i am

I’m OK.. Nothing happened in KK yesterday... the BigBoss is cool but the Boss is un-cool! hehehehe... just got back from KK last nite and I’m in my office now, doing my works (or mayb not!)... its time for me to do my blogging thing.. The boss is not around today (d ‘he’ boss), the office oso is half empty.. So, i better blogging now before sum1 'kacau' me

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... was in KK for 2 days (Jan 27-28th) FOR works for sure, i couldnt afford the M*A*S ticket by maself, so.. better let the g*v pay it for me... the journey started with the shopping spree (is it shopping or wut?) at the Filipino market, i bought pearls & souveniers for frens, while Dr F (from DVSHq), my company, bought lots of ikan masins&bilis... then we went to the NightMarket (or mayb EveninG market?)... wow, d food was amazing, the sotong bakar, ikan bakar, all bakar2 one... then the goreng2 food, fruits, veges etc... i bought kueh for my dinner & the RM1 mix fruits... and not forgetten the fresh coconut drink along side the main road...

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the 'Pasar Ikan Masin'

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Filipino Market

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things dat i will not find in Peninsular NightMarket
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-aVocaDo$-
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-kueh2-
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-the night market is facing the sea-
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-fresh coconut drink for RM1-

early morning... i woke up...

yeah, i online dr mlm td sampe pagi ni, i didnt shut down my laptop or offline lgsg, nilah TEMAN i sepanjang i kat sini... i just woke up and nak shower lame2 before menghala ke tpt yg jauh dan mungkin berpusing2 selama 2 jam di dalam pajero! aduhhh... apa akan terjadi pagi ni? we'll neva know... sat ag nak trus check out, menghala ke destinasi tersebut (mayb 2 destinasi kalo sempat!) then flight balik mlm ni kul 7.15pm.. sangat memenatkan arini... wish me l.u.c.k for today k!
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p/s: my office mates, pray d best for me v B*J ok... sumthing happened yesterday & i know i will kena hentam this morning as CWA oredy hentam me yesterday!
vien: aku nak balikkkk!

tag the tag...

tq to missB for this cute tagging, finally i have my sweetest time in KK to do this tag.. here you are..... i spent almost 30mins to do it!
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Rules: Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below. Then you must choose a picture in the first page of the results, and post it as your answer. After that tag 6 people.
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I am















"shopaholic maybe?"
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I really want to go to

"magnificent NewZealand"

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My favorite place


















"pavilion for d moment"
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My favorite thing is



















cat is a living THING wut?!!!
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My favorite drink is

"ILT (ice.LEMON.tea)"

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My favorite food is
















"me.MOMMA.cook"
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My favorite colour definitely is
















"PinK"
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I live in


















"putraJAYA"
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I was born in











"the.Historical.city"
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I attended















"uKmKl"
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My favorite story is
























"gOnG"
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This is my hobby
















"bLo[G]ging"
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And I definitely dream for















"thepinkishJAzZ"
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~tHe-eNd~
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so, these 6 people are LUCKY cuz i oredy chose them to tag the tag...
1. miss swit@kon
2. princessyeena
3. miss renny
4. miss vica
5. miss little moon
6. miss.airin
7. can i have more???
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finish ur tagging galsss....

Promenade

i've been ere in 2007 and im ere again in 2009! the same hotel BUT v different mission tomorrow... so rite now, im enjoying every minute of my stay in Promenade Hotel Kota Kinabalu becuz tomorrow my world will be upside down! hehehehe...
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p/s: ready to be scolded by the BigBoss tomorrow!

First attempt...

i will tell u more later.. hikhikhik..

i.LOVE.it

Gong Xi Fa Chai

HaPpY cNy to all of my chinese frens... special dedication to fairene, airin, chui foong, yan yan, pei ling, pei lian, susan, weng jin, chuah, gan, all nutrition chinese frens batch 05!

CNY eve

yeah, i did had my 'makan besar'! hehehehehe.. well, siti (my cousin), yg selalu i crite sana sini tuh... yg i tido uma die every weekends tuh... siti married to a chinese man, so she celebrated the cny, as i am her cousin and i stay at her house, i oso celebrated ma... this evening we had our makan besar, siti prepared steamboats for us (like last year lah)... i ate so much of steamboats, so delicious!!! i oso got my last angpaw from ct, she said it was d last cuz im getting married this year end! hehehehe

Hot&Spicy Nasi Lemak

me&B went to sg wang this afternnon cuz im looking for my mom's new phone and ended up buying SOMETHING precious.. i love it so much and i cant wait to share d story v u guys! we had our lunch at the Hot&Spicy Nasi Lemak... the restaurant is across the BB Plaza... we had the famous BBQ Chicken rice, there were lots of customers inside the restaurant.. the chicken rice was so delicious, i oso added up a plate of crunchy tofu & fishball soup.....

cute Brown vs cute Elmo

solar eclipse

PARIS (AFP) – A few lucky people in the Indian Ocean will be treated to a rare event on Monday when an annular solar eclipse

will transform the Sun into a dark disc with a blazing ring-shaped corona around its rim.

In solar eclipses, the Moon moves between the Sun and Earth, casting its shadow on the terrestrial surface.

In an annular eclipse, a tiny shift in distance that results from celestial mechanics means the Moon does not completely cover the Sun's face, as it does in a total eclipse.

Instead, for those directly under the alignment, the Moon covers most of the Sun's surface, and a ring-like crown of solar light blazes from the edge of the disk.

For those watching from the fringe of the track, the Sun is partially obscured, as if a bite has been taken out of it.

According to veteran NASA eclipse-watcher Fred Espenak, the total eclipse track will run from west to east on Monday from 0606 GMT to 0952 GMT.

It will traverse the Indian Ocean and western Indonesia before petering out just short of Mindanao, the Philippines.

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article is from yahoonews

unsatisfied

i dunno y my post arrangement lari... i dah report pg blogspot tp xmenjadi... so i mcm nak cari domain lain lah.... erm...

maintenance

blog i under maitenance lah... arrangement dah jadi terabur & confusing...

takleh nak post pics...

sedeyyy... :(

terkejar2

today i ade important meeting and at d same time i ade kursus wajib gak... so i sangat terkejar2 dr pagi sampe skrg(dlm mod tgu driver)...

pagi td meeting sampe tgh hari

ptg ni - sambung kursus semlm...

boleh plak i kursus ade takde kan???

tapi keje beb... lagi penting my core business...

terms

Local

Your Excellency - Ambassador
The Honourable - PM, Ministers
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International

Your Excellency - KSU and above

when [a] girl in l[o]v[e]

When a GIRL is quiet ...
millions of things are running in her mind



When a GIRL is not arguing ...
she is thinking deeply.



When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full
of questions ...
she is wondering how long you will be around.



When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine '
after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.



When a GIRL stares at you
she is wondering why you are lying.



When a GIRL lays on your chest ..
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.



When a GIRL wants to see you everyday...
she wants to be pampered.



When a GIRL says ' I love you ' ..
she means it.



When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ....
no one in this world can miss you more than that.



Life only comes around once make sure u
spend it with the right person ....

Find a guy ..
who calls you beautiful instead of hot.



Who calls you back when you hang up on him.



Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.



-Who wants to show you off to the world
when you are in your sweats.



-Who holds your hand in front of his friends.



-Who is constantly reminding you of
how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.



Who turns to his friends and says, '
That's her!! '